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PostSubject: Funny Priest Story   Sun Sep 05, 2010 8:44 pm



Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."

Priest: "What have you done my child?"

Girl: "I called a man a son of a b#tch."

Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a b#tch?"

Girl: "Because he touched my hand."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a b#tch."

Girl: "Then he touched my breast."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a b#tch."

Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a b#tch."

Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)

Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"

Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a b#tch."

Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"

Priest: "THAT SON OF A B#TCH!!!


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PostSubject: Re: Funny Priest Story   Sun Sep 05, 2010 11:02 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Priest Story   Mon Sep 06, 2010 1:02 pm

LOL that would suck to be that priest
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PostSubject: Funny Priest Story   Mon Sep 06, 2010 3:01 pm

lol haha, sorry for that priest
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Priest Story   Tue Sep 07, 2010 10:25 pm

Freaking awsome as heck. I need to remember that one
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Priest Story   Wed Sep 08, 2010 12:31 am

LOL all to funny!
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PostSubject: cod4master   Thu Sep 09, 2010 5:29 pm

LOL i laughed at this the priest got owned
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